Oily crumbs of gluttony
as I saunter to the bathroom, I run into the CEO waiting at the elevators.
CEO: How are you doing?
Me (in a perky, “I love work” voice): Good! How are you?
CEO: Good as well. What are you up to?
Me: Well, just on my way to the bathroom!
finally, CEO breaks into laughter. “I mean, what are you working on?”
oh right…. I sputter and snort awkwardly “Oh, just working on the SPD P&Ps” hah.. hah.. ha.. What.. no one wants to know about my bathroom excursions? Whatevs man.
Just another Monday choppin it up with the CEO.