my coworker is awesome.
her email to me: ———- Most Revered Nanette, The time has come and in the blink of an eye, we part. I accept this great responsibility and aspire to deliver each file appropriately with the poise and grace that you have bequeathed upon our humble company. Gratitude, my friend. Good fortune to you and your future endeavors. Cura ut valeas, Ashley From: Sent:...
k: do you want toasted sesame and ginger dressing or miso ginger dressing? j (whispers to me): toasted sesame and ginger— that’s like you and me! lol.
beloved nose piercing, little did I know that when I took you out for my wisdom teeth x-ray, you were never to return. how could I have forgotten to bring you back? I spent all day without you, forgetting you, how? and now, you are gone. I no longer know who I am without you. my nose is lonely and naked.
If I Were a Teacher
i’d teach about the randomness of life. whatever the hell is on my mind. now THAT is what I call education. or traumatizing kids.. whatever.
almost 24 years old...
and the brand Siemens and the name Lincecum still make me giggle.