grams and bee bee
feasty got shorn this weekend, and now he is very self conscious about his newly naked body my grandma came back from oakland this weekend, and she’s shocked by his new look. she starts laughing me: what are you laughing about po po? po po: hahahah! you cut his hair so short! but now you can see his wee wee! i never knew he was a boy! me: he’s just trying to prove to you that...
confessions of tutoring minion
my session with two fifth graders today, one boy, one girl I stand up to go make copies girl: Nanette! Your skirt is so small today! me (in my head of course): danng. this is one of my longer skirts. awkward laugh ensues. boy: Nanette, do you know what erect means? me: Yes. boy: What does it mean? me: Oh you know… like erect a building, or standing erectly like a military officer...
Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left...
dirtylittlestylewhore: I knew I’d never forget you, and I so went and let you blow my mind. brushyoteef
good 'ol grams
my grams is 88 years old but still quite sprite and strolls about with a spring in her step. she also loves my dog and calls him “bee bee”. she taunts him with treats and makes him turn over in circles and circles and makes him do loads of tricks before she finally gives him his treat. she also looooooves hiding things in the oddest places and forgetting where she puts them, and then...
SF restaurant bucket list.. i.e. chubsters time!
I was strolling about the Mission today and saw soo many intriguing restaurants and have decided to start a bucket list so I can remember what I want to try. 1. LoLo 2. Boogaloos 3. Esperpento 4. Pizzeria Delfina 5. Farina 6. Rheas Deli <— Sandwiches!! more like a liquor store than restaurant….AND It’s open till 2AM on the weekend! WIN! note to self: next time carry...
kids these days
me, tutoring 2 fifth graders and 1 first grader. me: alright guys, I’m going to go make some copies. just kick it here and don’t make any trouble. fifth grader 1: you sound so hip today. —- didn’t realize i was an old fogie when i talked to them… 20 minutes later fifth grader 1: what’s your last name? me: wong first grader 1: are you chinese? me: yeah. ...
i am so lucky that people in this world are so willing to help me. sometimes I can’t believe how much people will do to help me through my rough times. i am often overwhelmed with gratitude and happiness through the kindness of others. i know i can do it on my own, but when people reach out when you could really use a helping hand, it restores my faith in humanity (mostly). and then some...
sometimes my own blog makes me hungry.
Yay i added comments to my tumblr! hopefully I won’t regret it…. and for those who are having problems viewing my posts because it’s too light, just wave your cursor over what you’re trying to view… it’s the way the theme is!
hella organizing my life right now full of inspiration and good thoughts!
my dream job
T.V. Host - World Traveler/Cooking-Food Expert (United States) We are looking for a charismatic host (Chef/Expert), who is energized and can share his/her expertise and passion with ordinary people across the country - and be able to teach them the “tricks of the trade”, while looking like you’re enjoying it at the same time. You need to know your way around the kitchen with...
“a dinner that ends without cheese is like a beautiful woman with one eye”
munchie munchie! a poem
i am haunted by my post workout munchie snack walked passed it in the am/pm it teased me with its bright colors and gaudy packaging i resisted, but made an extra trip to go back just to get them. i had no change to pick up. my red stained fingers stains of guilt memories of a spicy, crunchy, salty, deliciousness why did i bother going to the gym anyway? oh right, so i can have a valid...