new rule enacted: no food or drink is allowed in office, must eat and drink in breakroom
proceed to scoff: can they really not allow you to drink water??!!
secretly eat nuts at desk
drop an especially mischievous nut on ground that has a lot of skin
brush shirt off, look around, can’t see the nut, oh well.
make plans to blame it on new guy coming in today if caught.
document day on tumblr.
wish that this nut jar had less peanuts and brazil nuts, and have more cashews and walnuts. laugh at typing “nuts”.