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when i get a new message on tumblr i get excited. someone cares! and then it’s spam asking me to visit some sort of adult friend finder esque site with my credit card info. Sad times. My excitement is deflated, and I have tumblr message blue balls. Oh internet. 
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Betty White's 10 tips for a long and happy life
10. Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep, 9 if you’re ugly. 9. Exercise. Or don’t. What the hell do I care? 8. Never apologize— it shows weakness. 7. The best way to earn a quick buck is a slip and fall lawsuit. 6. Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts. 5. Schedule nightly appointments with Dr. Johnnie Walker 4. Take some wheatgrass, soy paste and carob, toss in...
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